Listen. I have scoured the countryside of Republica and know nothing greater in power than my own fists except the prowess of my intellect. Name, if you will, a single combatant that has bested me in the field! Enumerate those who have likewise outwitted me. There are none, and never will their be one. I call for the people of Republica to submit to me as their supreme Deity, the omniscient and powerful being that controls the destiny of all; the weaver at the loom of creation; the captain steering destiny at the helm; he who sneezes lightning, coughs tornadoes, and ejaculates the seed of all consciousness—it is time to submit to my power.
Thank you for your consideration.
Thank you for your consideration.